Vents - first chapter
304 days ago
This shall be a book about random vents.
Having said dat, ENJOY and PARTY!
i honestly don´t care.
just all I ask is no arguing...
/Why Jeff the Killer Sucks and is Overrated/
Jeff is overrated. I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact.
I will list these things that make him suck. (Some of them are rhetorical questions)
-His fangirls are weird and vicious and cringy all at once.
-How can you, like, burn your eyelids off?
And even see properly? YOU NEED TO BLINK!
-How can you survive a fire with gasoline poured over you?
-All he has for a weapon is a knife. No special powers, just a knife.
-When he says his catchphrase, "Go to sleep." He frickin wakes you up JUST TO SAY THAT.
-I can´t even read some of the fanfictions and x OCs without having a bath in bleach (figuratively)
-An emo joker.
-His killer name is honestly stupid and iconic. "Jeff the Killer". Oh yeah, DUR DUR DUR, let´s name him Jeff! What else should we put on his name? How about, "the killer"? It´s common and not at all scary in any way.
-People cosplay as him way too much.
-He´s a jerk. He thinks he can bully people just because he was bullied himself.
-How is he even allowed in the CreepyPasta fandom? He´s literally just a random killer that went insane from tragedy.