Mad Libs - first chapter
324 days ago
Darth Fernandes looked at his master while his Moist breathing filled the room. He was told to go to Pull everything on the planet of Weenus. He got in his Cup Of Poop and jumped to hyperspace. Soon before he reached the planet, he dropped out of hyperspace and was attacked by Rebel F*Ck Boys. He Grilled Them off and continued to the planet´s surface. He landed and confronted more opposition, slicing it down with his Mitochondria. He used the Fire Extinguisher to choke another Rebel, then Suspected him aside. He finished off all life on the planet with a/an Thicc laugh.