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MissIKnowItAll Book Of Punny Jokes - first chapter
MissKnowItAll | Published 1080 days ago
  



1:

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.


2: (Undertale joke)

Sans: no wait Papyrus. I have one more . hehe.

PAPYRUS: STOP SENDING ME THESE!

Sans: what do skeletons order at a restaurant?

PAPYRUS: I DONT NEED TO KNOW!

Sans: spare ribs.

PAPYRUS: IM BLOCKING YOU!


3:

~Knock knock.

* Whos there?

~Obama.

* Obama who?

~OOOOBBBAAAAAMMMYYYSSSELLLFFF.

*...


4:

~Knock knock.

* Whos there?

~ Mydarn.

* Mydarn who?

~ MYDARN FOOTS CAUGHT IN THE DOOR!


5:

A man came up to me today and asked me if id like to donate to the local swimming pool, I came back with a glass of water.


6:

~Knock knock.

*Who´s there?

~Daisy.

*Daisy who?

~DAIIIISSEEEMEEROLLINN







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12 Comments
MissKnowItAll
lol I like that one too XD
Updated 1065 Days ago
Larimar
yes.
Updated 1066 Days ago
MillyMoo
favourites 3.
Updated 1068 Days ago
MillyMoo
same here
Updated 1068 Days ago
FishyGurl
Me loooove jookes
Updated 1070 Days ago
^Lila^
I personally like the last one
Updated 1070 Days ago
MissKnowItAll
lol
Updated 1078 Days ago
ivor
Knock knock Whos there" Sam and Janet Sam and Janet who? SamandJanet evening! (There was an old song named, "Some Enchanted Evening").
Updated 1079 Days ago
MissKnowItAll
ty
Updated 1079 Days ago
Feral
The last one got me Haha. Great Job!
Updated 1079 Days ago
TeMWAntCoLLeG
Da OfEr TeM TeM AgReSS PuNy
Updated 1080 Days ago
TemWiTeSSToRieS!
HOI! TEM LAF SO MUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Updated 1080 Days ago

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